The cat is going to get you to write today. Yep, a ton is what I'm going to do at my bay. You will sure be tuckered out when we're through. Won't be jumping like and kangaroo.
Here we are.
You've come far.
You've come near.
Lend me your ear.
This is your test.
Try your best.
Double check it.
Do every bit.
Show your work.
That is a point perk.
Even for 4x6.
Show the tricks.
No, not lame.
Play the game.
Put dots of a graph,
If you want to join the staff.
Kill brain cells too.
You only need a few.
Less is certainly more,
When you walk through our door.
Now comes the hardest part.
This you must take to heart.
Spelling and punctuation is key.
Capitalization is also needed from thee.
You got that down?
Come now, don't frown.
It's just a little grammar.
I'm sure you won't stammer.
So remember what I said.
Get it clear in your head.
Now look at the pic on display.
Write us a "what's wrong" essay.
Yep, an essay is needed.
It must be seeded.
Come and write it out.
An extra sheet of paper is about.
What was that?
You fell flat?
Our 50 word approximation was too much?
Damn, we must be so out of touch.
Pffffft since when is an essay 50 words? More words in the droppings of birds. That is like five sentences or so. A whole paragraph maybe, oh no! Is an essay really 50 words? There were even some that whined like lazy turds. If you can't write 50 words you kinda suck. Must have the brain cells of a duck. So give me an essay blog land mass. It only has to be approximately 50 words to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteHe..he..he!
DeleteHappened to have a look-see!
Hank
Lurking at the right time
DeleteSuza missed her alarm clock chime
Cat, is Hank number one?
DeleteSuch fun!
Back on top
DeleteOf the crop
Hank is now number one!
DeleteAll is right in the universe
Back to form
Delete#1 the norm
I guess I just destroyed that balance.... :p
DeleteQuick as a Flash
Still no cash
Still no time
How about a little rhyme?
Destroyed you did
DeleteCan we get a 1,000,0000 bid?
Interesting subject Pat, seeing that pigeons have invaded my home a few times and left doroppings in the apartment also my widows.
ReplyDeleteLoved the verse,
Yvonne.
That pigeons can do
DeleteAt any zoo
Time For An Essay...Umm...Yeah...Okay!
ReplyDeleteYeah ..ok, 50 word essay that is to say
Yes,it can be done
Just give it a run
Lots to be writing on when happy at play
Hank
Happy at play
DeleteCan be by mid day
Or mid morning too
With words so few
Fifty words? While that might be stretch for one of my comments, that is no essay.
ReplyDeleteYep, soooooooo dumb
DeleteAnd then some
50 words for an essay is a joke
ReplyDeleteAt least when I was in school
Now no more writing for me
See you in the pool.
Betty
A pool would be fine
Delete50 words is like a line
Next they'll ask of thee
ReplyDeleteI 50-character essay spree
Make a perfect tweet
DeleteSo you can't be beat
An essay I could write today
ReplyDeleteLast night an earthquake came to stay
Jolted me right out of bed
Darn near landed on my head
I'd felt one smaller in the day
But this one made the whole house sway
I took the dog, pushed her outside
Thinking this could save her hide
Found my flashlight and my shoes
Coulda used a shot of booze
Things were quiet for a while
All behaving with it's style
What happens next, what shall I do
Will aftershock be coming too?
Sure enough, a little quickie
I screamed, things got a little sticky
Morning's here, the sun is bright
No more signs of last nights fright
Some could take that last part the wrong way
DeleteIf they quickly scanned it at their bay
Earthquakes are never fun
Thankfully have yet to be in one
A hippy shake sure must scare
Good you have a still standing lair
Pat, Hahahaha... Not at a time time like this....just finding a word to rhyme with quicky. "They" are always saying Yellowstone is going to blow soon and we always wonder if it's the "big one." That is supposed to take out the whole West. We are really close to Yellowstone. I expect more tremors as we've been having 100 deg. weather for a week and 2 more weeks of it is in the forecast. My friend, Myrna, said that yesterday her dogs were acting really weird. They say animals can tell when something like that is coming. I couldn't tell anything by Lily as she is always a weird nutjob. lol But then, fire crackers were going off all over, too, because of the 4th.
DeleteWhen I re-read it, it is funny. I bet you really laughed. Haha
haha quickie and sticky
DeleteSure makes the mind go to the gutter quicky
Animals usually can tell
If that erupts, run like hell
Heard them keep saying it could go boom
Then again, "they" are always screaming doom
Got a good laugh indeed
Hey, never too old at ones feed lol
Sorry to read this, I am sure that was a scary event. Stay safe !
DeleteThanks True
DeleteIt was scary indeed. I talked to the neighbors today and most of them huddled together with their pets. I threw Lily outside because I thought if the house fell down, we'd get smashed. But maybe outside, the earth could open up and swallow us..... who knows where is the safe place to be? Ha
haha damned if you do, damned if you don't
DeleteBut at least a house crushing you won't
Could go to the center of the earth though
Find gold or aliens or dinosaurs giving a show
A 500 word essay doesn't seem so bad if you're used to writing novels
ReplyDeleteYeah 500 is nothing when 75000 words come due
DeleteCan write that in a minute or two
What have I got to say
ReplyDeletein an essay?
Reminds me of of school
I felt like a fool
'cos I had to write about my summer
Not much to say so I felt like Dumb and Dumber!
That is a bad feeling
DeleteAs they were so dumb with each dealing
Is it an essay if it's only 50 words? :D
ReplyDeleteThat's what they called it
DeleteI think they're full of umm spit
50 word essays
ReplyDeleteHmmm what next 5 word résumés?
Probably will come due
Delete2 word cover letters too
Two word cover letter - Hire me.. haha
Deletehaha Big money!
DeleteAll will be sunny
Are you a teacher too?
ReplyDeleteThey can't even write about good ole Scooby Doo...
"Who is he? That's way too much work
Doing Scooby Doo research..."
"He must be a jerk"
Fifty words... are you serious?"
Some students are delirious
And lazy ass um... lazy
This 50 word stuff is getting me all hazy.
Just so you know
At the Kitty Cat show!
Hey, it's Thursday....
Such a fun day!
Lazy ass by the ton
DeleteThey just want fun
And want to get paid
Doing nothing for such a trade
Pffft to that
They can go clean scat
Or sit on a stick
DeleteThat's a fun trick
Or so I hear
When they go, "Oh dear!"
Stuck right up there
DeleteForever to walk limped and bare
So it is
DeleteAs they do the limped and bare bizzz
Blinding all
DeleteShort or tall
Dang, I didn't even do 50 shades of gray!
ReplyDeleteNope, not even a shade
DeleteAs it did fade
Oh no, not an essay. I think the last essay I wrote was back in high school.
ReplyDeletehaha a while ago
Delete50 words you could do though
Kids these days have it easy with Word Count. I remember having to try to count 500 word essays on my handwritten notebook paper.
ReplyDeleteAnd make sure the write side of the page was used
DeleteForgetting those holes didn't leave one amused
50 word essays, who thought of that one?
ReplyDeleteAt least it wouldn't be long until it was done.
Nope, 2 mins or so
DeleteIf that at ones show
50 words?
ReplyDeleteThat's no essay
Could do it in my sleep
Or on a breakfast tray
Yep, super dumb
DeleteAnd then some
orlin N casie; sew....dee fine....spellin !!!!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteYou could win
DeleteSpellin burds are a sin
Ha, a teacher would never accept a 50-word essay!! Grade - F! (Sigh)
ReplyDeleteF is the whole thing
DeleteWith them at their wing
I'm confused. Who said it had to be fifty words, who says fifty words is enough for an essay, and what "pic on display" are we supposed to write about? Today's post has no illustration that I can see.
ReplyDeleteWas on some test I had to write for a job thingy
DeleteWrite a 50 word essay about a picture saying what safety hazards aren't being followed by a dingy
If spelling is key, I'm screwed. I can mess up a word so bad, Spellcheck has no idea what I said.
ReplyDeletelol stumping spellcheck takes skill
DeleteSure not run of the mill
I've got writer's bloc/My head is as heavy as a rock/I just need to check the clock/12 noon and I haven't even done a mock. :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
No mocking yet
DeleteGeez, you disappoint the pet
Can kids count to 50? How many emojis?
ReplyDeleteBegin, middle, end
How to comprehend
A complete thought
To send
In just fifty words
That are not turds?
Turds they are
DeleteLazy by far
calculate 50 with their phone
Emojis at the tone
The worst words that I’ll ever know
ReplyDeleteThey show just low life can go
Oh I’d rather die
With spikes in my eye
Than hear wife say I told you so
Gets said a time or three
DeleteIn the run of a day at many a sea
Fifty words to write on the wall, fifty words to write.
ReplyDeleteYou write one down and pass it around, forty-nine words to write on the wall. Sing it w/me, brah! lol I haven't thought of that song in years, though I think it was beers on the wall, which is just weird.
Yeah, need one big arse wall
DeleteFor that many beers to cover it all haha
You want us to do grammar???? Grammar???! Methinks you ask too much ;)
ReplyDeleteToo much you say?
DeleteDamn, I should be handing out pay
A fifty word essay
ReplyDeleteoh, all the things I could say
here at the cat's hideaway
Hank was number one today
Finding Blue's shoe would make his day
Watch out for the Ninja he can surely slay
Silver Fox was confused with the display
Orlin and Cassie like to play
There you go
DeleteAn exact flow
Now you passed the test
Time to look your best
10 minute interview will be had
A whole 3 questions they ask at their pad
50 word essay sounds easy enough to do.
ReplyDeleteBut proper grammar? No thank you!
No grammar nazi allowed
DeleteMaybe just try a pretty cloud
An essay, maybe a mystery, one called Who Killed the Cat? Or should the title be Who Killed Pat? Especially after ordering assignment to start or end our day. Don’t look at me, fifty words are much easier than one hundred and I’ve no quarrel with the master of rhyme!
ReplyDeleteShould I get a gun?
DeleteMaybe get ready to run?
Go out and double up
Then blame a silly pup
How ironic that you want spelling, capitalization, and punctuation, Cat! There's something definitely wrong with that picture. Thanks for not assigning rhyming, because I'm brain dead from packing. And I am definitely not going to lend you my ear. There is something really wrong with that picture. Thanks to you, "Ewww!"
ReplyDeletehaha the cat got all kinds of wrong
DeleteWith that he can play along