Saturday, July 8, 2017

The Body Part Taken To Heart!

Look, I did it right there. Are you on the ball today at your lair? If you are then you'll get this fast. Maybe you can then go have a blast. What will you blast? Beats the hell out of this cast.

Taken to heart.
Wow, that's a start.
You put it inside you?
Damn, did death come due?

Scratching your head?
Yeah, that gets said.
Do you sit like a monkey?
You may look rather funky.

Tickled your funny bone?
Is the funny bone known?
Do you stick your fingers right through the skin?
They call that a need to go to the loony bin.

On the nose.
There she blows.
Snot and whatever.
A brown nosing endeavor?

Caught someone's eye?
Blah, nasty to this rhyming guy.
Did they pop it out and throw it to you?
That is so ewww.

Give someone a hand.
Isn't that grand.
Your very own Thing.
I can just hear the cha-ching.

Give them the finger?
One is more pivotal to no longer linger?
Can you tell me which one you gave?
I bet you are now all the rave.

Foot in your mouth?
Damn, does it head south?
From mouth to ass.
That foot must have class.

Lend an ear.
That would cause fear.
How do you get it back on?
Sure it's not a con?

A broken heart.
You sure are falling apart.
Maybe you need stitches.
Or were you cursed by witches?

See how fun going literal can be? All of those turn out rather nasty at any sea. Some can even bring on death as a taken heart means you breathed your last breath. Silly humans and their sayings. So many of them get repeat playings. The cat will stick to his known sass and just end things with his little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

63 comments:

  1. HELLO, KITTY CAT!
    Where's the party at?
    Still flipping and flopping
    As they go hate dropping?
    Hey, it's Saturday...
    Such a fun day!

    Great post
    From coast to coast!
    Hello Suza
    Hello Hank
    Hello True
    Let's rob a bank...

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    1. Up for robbing a bank
      I have an idea in the tank
      Would work too
      If had the right equipment at our zoo lol

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    2. Hello Blue
      hope the day is good to you

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    3. Back to robbing a bank
      you might end up in a cell
      to that I say no thanks

      Better to dive into the sea
      finding hidden treasure
      would bring some glee

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    4. Unless The Cat has a master plan
      Maybe he's got a cloaked van
      My day has not been great
      But there's little to hate
      Just sleep a lot, you know
      At the snoring blue guy show

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    5. Yesterday I had a bad day
      my car broke down, damn I say
      $360.00 to get it to go
      so, I had to spend the dough

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    6. Hello there Blue
      Now seeing more of you!

      Hank

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    7. More of me
      In the place to be

      True... your car broke down? :(

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    8. Bah, my plan is grand
      Just need about 40 grand in one's land
      Then can get away scot free
      But yeah, I'll let it be
      Blah to the car
      You won't be no getaway driver with a door ajar lol

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    1. Blue back on top
      The snoring did stop

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    2. Well, I not on the road
      Stuck in traffic like a blue toad
      Just couch surfing and a snore or two
      Cause the name is Blue

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    3. The name is Blue
      and mine is True
      oh me oh my what are we to do

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    4. Traffic is grand
      Over there, at some far far away land

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  3. Great post, Cat
    Now lend me a paw on that mat

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    1. May get the claw
      Long before the paw

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    2. Dr. is so formal to me
      Claw is all that is preferred at our sea

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  4. Thought provoking Pat,
    Excellent verse, yes we do have some weird sayings I agree.

    Yvonne.

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  5. Give a leg up
    That could cause pain
    He fought tooth and nail
    His smile to regain

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    1. A dentist would smile
      Collects cash by the pile

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  6. Hi there, Blue
    Happy Saturday to you
    Hope you find your shoe
    You're used to one, not two

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    1. The Cat buried it somewhere is all I know
      Still can't find it at my blue guy show
      Boo hoo hoo
      Scooby Doo

      Have a great one too!

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    2. August 16th you may know
      As the shoe may show

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    3. August 16th could be a show
      but, how many will go?

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    4. Could that shoe reappear?
      Oh dear!

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    5. That it may
      Come out to play

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  7. We won't even touch stick up your butt...

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    1. Yeah, too germy
      May even end up wormy

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  8. The funny bone isn't overly funny!

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  9. I have a bone to chew
    that might not be fun
    could mean trouble for you
    you might want to run ..lol..

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    1. Or get a dog to attack
      Reverse bone chewing flack

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  10. On has to wonder where some of these sayings originated...

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    1. On sure does
      On it just because lol

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  11. Sounds like the making for a horror story when you put it that way.

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    1. What language can do
      Freddy is out to get you

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  12. I like Alex's comment. Also, I hate when skin crawls.

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    1. Gets up and crawls away
      Must want a better bay

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  13. giving someone the stink eye has just taken on a wholly new and very icky meaning ;)

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    1. Pop out that eye and hand it over
      Fart on it and may be loved by rover lol

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  14. The ol' funny bone, never comes in handy in recent Adam Sandler movies

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    1. Yep, everything he makes now is super crap
      Better off to go take a nap

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  15. Shake a leg if that you dig
    Pick it up if not too big
    Shake away till night advance
    Put it back and then go dance

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    1. Shake away the rust
      In hippy shakes you can trust

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  16. The Body Part Taken To Heart!
    Said before deciding to depart
    Was going literal
    Courting trouble?
    Bet you it was not acting smart

    Hank

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    1. Literal sure isn't the way
      When body sayings are on display

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  17. I don't want to catch anyone's eye or give them a hand. I'll keep my body parts to myself so long as everyone else does too. lol

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    1. haha sure is the better way
      No body parts around to play

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  18. Never thought about how much we throw body parts around willy-nilly! Actually, maybe shouldn't think about willy-nilly.

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  19. This girl she was after my heart
    So far from her side I did dart
    Before you have fit
    Most men will admit
    For cannibals it is best part

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    1. Run far away
      From eating at ones bay

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  20. "My eyes are on you."
    Now that's a scary one too.

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    1. Stuck real close to you
      Ever so ewww

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  21. Cat got your tongue, Pat? My grandmother used to warn me not to wear my heart on my sleeve. How about I'll have your guts for garters? There are so many sayings about body parts, and when you think about their literal meanings, it can be really disturbing! Trust you to point this out! Have a good one!

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    1. The cat pointed away
      So many at play
      Guts for garters is a blah one
      Would make us run

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  22. I actually have a painting with lol these puns drawn this way from the cat walking with a tongue to 2 birds in a bush and the man with a broken heart. I bought it way back in the early. 80's and still enjoy it.

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    1. Sure sounds like a fun one
      Using idioms by the ton

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