The cat gets asked once in a while how he adds to his rhyming post pile. Some just can't rhyme at their sea. Or so they say to me. Ninja Wannabe proved that wrong as a while back he played along. But can do it with ease. Like a mouse to cheese.
If you have time,
Anyone can rhyme.
Even lazy turds,
Knowing few words.
The myth you'll debunk,
Just act like a drunk.
And give it a go.
What do you know.
Flippitty flopperty.
Bippitty bobberty.
Yippitty yappity.
Zippitty zappity.
You're a rhymer,
And not a mimer.
Yippee, zippee doo.
Here's a pat on the back for you.
Lossety Loossity.
Hossety Hoossity.
Jittery Jillissy.
Pittery Pillissy.
You've done it twice.
Spreading like lice.
Rolls off the tongue,
And tickles a lung.
Lumper Lipper.
Humper Hipper.
Grumper Gripper.
Wrumper Wripper.
That makes three.
Easy and free.
Yippeee, zippee, doo.
We're so proud of you.
Niffity, Nuffity.
Riffity, Ruffity.
Piffity, Puffity.
Miffity, Muffity.
You've done four.
Now you're on tour.
Proving in no time,
That anyone can rhyme.
See? It's not that hard at all. All you need to do is make up a word at your hall. Or just act like a crazy drunk. Both work when in a rhyming funk. Did you know it was that easy at your sea? It just rolls off the tongue of thee. Of course Grammar Nazi's may give you sass. But that never bothers my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
HELLO, CAT!
ReplyDeleteStill contemplating your mat?
Where's the party at?
Kneel before Zod or Zat?
Hey, it's Monday at my bay...
No work,
All play
Such a fun day!
Could it be Scooby Doo Day
Or Where's My Frigging Shoe Day?
(I know it ain't Canada Day)
Anyway....
Grrrrrrreat post
From coast to coast!
I've done it twice?
DeleteHow nice!
Now, get me some ice lol
Twice in three
DeleteLook at thee
Still no work here
3 day weekend for my rhyming rear
Although still need a buck
Like a full dump truck
Yipppeeee
For meeeee
No work sucks a ton
DeleteIt's about time you won
Some big prize
Would be um... nize.
Maybe we should sell T-shirts online
Would be fine
No?
We'd need to sell some pile
DeleteAnd be broke all the while
There is a big prize near here
Odds only 1 in 121,000 of winning I fear lol
Another dream bites the dust
DeleteWell, if it must... :(
Bites and chokes
Deletelike many blokes
S
ReplyDeleteHello Suza!
DeleteHey Blue
DeleteHello
DeleteJello!
Howdy Suza
DeleteNt Scooby Dooza...
Howdy Cat!
Not a furry bat
Howdy saloon
DeleteComing to a nearby sand dune
It's A Breeze So Don't Up And Freeze!
ReplyDeleteRhyming not a rare commodity the least
Can be done many times
Not to be out of line
Rolls out the tongue liken to a feast
Hank
Just rolls on out
DeleteEven with a fake one about
If I can rhyme, anyone can rhyme. Pull out some Dr. Seuss and let the words chime.
ReplyDeleteThat is the way to be
DeleteCan roll off the tongue from thee
Great lesson in rhyming
ReplyDeleteIts all about the timing
Easy as a fart
Aim straight like a dart
Aim and let loose
DeleteImpress even a moose
Anyone can rhyme
ReplyDeleteJust takes time
To figure out what rhymes
And then all is fine.
Betty
Figure out and go
DeleteOut comes the flow
Writing poems is a snap
ReplyDeletewhen you find the time.
Can be done by any sap.
Don't even need to rhyme.
Can be all about nonsense
DeleteEven in past tense
Rhyming is easy, match some words
ReplyDeleteCan even be done by a class of nerds
Off to the bar if you run into trouble
Set em up Joe, on the double
Suck back the liquor
DeleteMay help you rhyme quicker
Don't make it look too easy
ReplyDeleteYou want to be rhyme king
Others come off as sleazy
While your verses sing
Sleazy many can be
DeleteToss them in the sea
"Who has time
ReplyDeleteTo rhyme?"
You chime.
No, not me,
As you see
My groups of three.
A three way
DeleteFine any day
Come what may
The rhyme shall play
I agree, if only we had time!
ReplyDeleteHad time on the go
DeleteTime goes out the window though
I think my rhyming gets better after wine. It's too early for that, so I'll wait to try my hand this evening. If I come up with anything, I'll send it to your cats. :-)
ReplyDeletehaha send away
DeleteAfter a wino foray
I can't rhyme
ReplyDeleteI don't even try
I could try and sigh
And maybe cry
It's tough here
But you you my dear
I will try here
See it works
DeleteRhyming the perks
In Rhymeatouille, ANYONE CAN RHYME
ReplyDeleteWorks for me
DeleteRats rhyme free
The Cat is such a positive role model!
ReplyDeleteOnly now and then
DeleteAt our den
Rhyming's a cinch
ReplyDeleteAvoid the feline lynch
Just throw words in a puddle
And sort out the muddle
Watch where they wave
DeleteAnd a path they pave
It's quite easy once you get the knack,
ReplyDeleteTo sit down and rhyme.
I learned many years ago.
Didn't take too much time.
Loved the verse Pat.
Yvonne.
Out it can flow
DeleteIn a few minutes or so
Maybe we can, but not as well as you:)
ReplyDeleteThe cat will take that
DeleteWhere we are at
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeleteif ther waz grammar nazi's
at R bay
they wood be speech lezz
az ta what ta say
furst they'd have two
lurn two reed trout
then how we spell
wood be bitched a bout !!
☺☺☺♥♥♥
They'd hate it there
DeleteWith complaints to spare
Send them to the burds
Let them step in turds
Anyone can rhyme
ReplyDeleteIf you've got the time
Finding matching words
Is as easy as watching birds
No need to run a marathon
...Just cheat with rhymezone.com
lol can sure be beat
DeleteWith a rhymezone cheat
Haha, the cat rhymes all the time even if he makes up words at his sea with so much glee, never mind the grammar nazi! :)
ReplyDeleteThe words just flow
DeleteWhether they make sense or not on the go
There was a time
ReplyDeletewhen she did crime
not so sublime
By not letting last words sound alike
That can take skill
DeleteNever doing it at ones hill
So glad I can rhyme
ReplyDeleteWith ease most of the time
Makes life so much more fun
Rhyming on the run
Can make life grand
DeleteWith a rhyme in hand
We all learned how to rhyme in kindergarten. If it's too hard in ones old age, there's always Google to help too ;)
ReplyDeleteGoogle's the go to way
DeleteFor anything, any day
Hippity, Dippity times three
ReplyDeletemakes me think of Dr's Seuss dressed like a bee.
A bee a buzzing
DeleteJust becausing
I could hear Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews dancing across rooftops with "Flippitty flopperty. Bippitty bobberty. Yippitty yappity. Zippitty zappity." You make it look so easy, Cat!
ReplyDeleteOut it does flow
DeleteRooftops or no